Right, time for a pointless rant about tiny little things that have irritated me today.
Namely, snacks, and how stoopid (Not a typo) they are.
First of all. Snaps.ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I…
(There's a link to a picture)
Now I can forgive the fact that these crisps are utterly bland. No, what annoys me is it's mascot.
You know, I couldn't honestly tell if it was meant to be a dragon or a damn crocodile.
SHUT UP! Of course it matters!
And don't even get me started on it's stupid tracksuit with sleeves that are far too big and wide for the torso! It looks like he just stitched two different pieces of clothing together.
And if that's true, then they clearly expect me to believe that that dragon/crocodile spends it's free time BLOODY KNITTING!
Reptiles don't knit!
And now I want to move on to this.i.ytimg.com/vi/c6u-IoHoO64/max…
NO! I say no to Yes!
Who calls a chocolate bar Yes?
This inevitably led to a stupid conversation with
"Would you like a Yes?
"Yes, that's what I said"
This went on for about a minute.
I want my minute back, Nestle! And an extra 5 minutes compensation.
And that's it for now. Next week, How Dark KitKat's ruined my life.
(BTW, if anyone cares, I decided to vote Dillon in the Smash poll... You don't even read my journals, do you?)